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The backdoor
The post was filled before the notice was printed. Merit waited outside while somebody's nephew signed the joining letter.
POSTS ADVERTISED FAIRLY
Est. 2026 · Nagaland Chapter
They called us cockroaches. So we organised.
A satirical home for Nagaland's overqualified, underemployed and politically fed up youth. No party card. No membership fee. One stubborn swarm that refuses to be squashed.
Chapter One
Why the swarm exists.
For years the system measured a young Naga by one number: how useful you are to someone richer than you. Miss that mark and you become the problem. Lazy. Entitled. Chronically online. And most recently, a cockroach.
So we took the insult and kept it. Cockroaches survive what is built to end them. They adapt. They multiply. They come back after the spray. That is not weakness. That is the whole plan.
CJP Nagaland is a place for the graduate with no reply, the aspirant stuck on a result that never came, and everyone tired of being counted only when it is convenient. The demands are real. The rest is satire.
See what we mean →OFFICIAL ARTWORKNAGALAND · 2026
This is personal
We see your struggle.
You are not lazy and you are not dramatic. The system failed you first, then had the nerve to name you the problem. Here is what you are actually up against.
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One degree, no reply
Years of study. A drawer full of certificates. And a "we will get back to you" that never once got back to you.
CALLS RECEIVED5 yrs
Pending forever
The exam was announced, then frozen mid air. You aged past the limit waiting for a result that refuses to arrive.
TO FILL ONE VACANCY₹0
Roads, allegedly
You learned to drive by dodging craters. The road was sanctioned twice. Your car's suspension has filed for divorce.
SPENT WHERE IT SHOULDOne way
The great leaving
Bengaluru. Delhi. Dubai. Naga graduates serving tables far from home just to send the money back to it.
TICKET OUT OF STATEPoof
Where did it go
The fund was released. The road, the job and the building never showed up. Somebody's house got two floors taller though.
FROM PUBLIC MONEYEnough reading. Start doing.
You have nothing to lose. The other parties already took it.
The manifesto
Five demands.
Not requests. Demands. Swap these for your own before launch, or keep the swarm honest and keep them exactly as they are.
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Every government job posted in public before anyone fills it.
No more positions that were quietly taken before we even knew they existed. Advertise it, or it does not count.
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Publish every pending result and fill every vacant post on a fixed deadline.
Waiting years for one recruitment is not patience. It is punishment. Put a clock on it and let us watch it tick.
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Roads a normal car can actually survive.
If a convoy cannot pass the potholes, neither can our future. Fix them, or come ride every crater with us.
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Real work at home, so no Naga graduate has to leave the state to feed it.
Talent should not be an export. Build the jobs here and watch how fast the swarm stops packing bags.
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Show us the money, and a lifetime ban for anyone caught eating it.
Publish where public funds went, line by line. Caught looting the future? You never hold office again.
Membership check
Are you eligible?
We do not check religion, tribe or gender. We do not care who your father knows. We have exactly four standards. Fail them and go join a real party.
REQ / 01
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Unemployed
By degree, by choice, or by the system. Bring your certificate, leave your productivity at the door.
REQ / 02
✓
Overqualified
A master's degree and a job that wants "5 years experience" for entry level. You are exactly our kind.
REQ / 03
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Chronically online
You have refreshed the result website four hundred times today. Our digital warriors stay awake at 3am.
REQ / 04
✓
Rants well
Sharp, honest, and aimed at something that actually matters. Amateur whining stays home.
The mind behind the swarm
The founder.
FOUNDER & SWARM LEADER
Anonymous
2026FOUNDED
0POLITICAL FAMILY
∞RANTS FILED
1STUBBORN VISION
"They handed the keys to the billionaires and told us to work harder. So we are taking the locks off the doors."
The face stays hidden on purpose. A movement for the youth should be carried by the youth, not fronted by one name looking for credit. The leader is a founding member who knows, from the inside, what it means to be ignored by the system. Armed with free wifi and a fair grudge, the swarm started in a rented room with a fan that does not work.
— WHEN THE TIME IS RIGHT, THE SWARM CHOOSES ITS OWN
Get in
Join the swarm.
Send your details and your rant. Hit submit and you land straight in our WhatsApp channel, where the organising actually happens.
- WHATSAPP CHANNEL
- Where the swarm gathers
- hello@cjpnagaland.com
- HEADQUARTERS
- Wherever the network works. (Nagaland)
- MEMBERSHIP FEE
- ₹0. We are cockroaches, not politicians.
- WORKING HOURS
- For the youth, any time.
Send your rant
It feels good to hit submit. Then WhatsApp opens and you are in.
Tell us your name.
And the rest.
A real email, please.
10 digits so the swarm can reach you.
Say something. Anything.
By joining you agree this is satire and that you are tired enough to qualify.
You're in the swarm.
Opening the WhatsApp channel now. If nothing happens, tap here to join.